Here's a good one...

So, Butterfly P. was watching Percy Jackson and made the comment that she didn't realize there was a Lady Gaga song in the movie. Then she started to giggle rapturously and said, "Hey mama, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?" Thinking this question strange and out of context I answered bemusedly, "I don't know, how?". Then she said, "Poker face!" HAAAAAA! HEEEEE! HAAA! Ahhh, simple, but funny! And if you don't think it that funny, I have a suggestion. Imagine walking into a room where the Lady is sleeping serenely on a bed of puffy, pink, satin pillows, her blond locks splayed out just so. Then real quiet like, sneak over to her, AND... poke her face! HARD! Can't you just see it now? That's funny stuff right there!!!

I told you I wasn't a good journaler...is journaler even a word?..it is now!

Needless to say, it's been a LONG time since I've blogged. So many things have happened, of coarse, cuz it's been eight months. Sheesh! So I'm going to give you the low down really fast. Ready? 1...2...3...Go...

- Chris can't do his job anymore (long story, not going to explain Cuz this is supposed to be a FAST recap)! We have to move!

- What are we going to do?

- "I'm going to go back to school," says Farmer Bob.

- "Golly babe! Let's move back home," says Milk Maid Supreme.

- Scramble, scramble.

- We started using the wood burner to heat the house, brrrrr, stay warm guys.
- Princess Buttercup turned five and since everyone knows that I'm a celebration hum bug I had her make her own cake,
- And she did a freakin' good job I'd say,
- But for some reason had a hard time blowing out her candles. She is a princess though...
- She banked on Tinkerbell paraphernalia and other stuff and enjoyed her day with her best buddy.
- The kids all had a snow day and chose to spend it shoveling the driveway (I'm not complaining) but I sure do miss them now that they go to public school.
- Since we have to move I started emptying out the freezer. Yummy cherries.
- Next is Dash's turn for a birthday. He had NO trouble blowing out his candles and then we all proceeded to eat his DNA. Yummy!
- He got a few things to go with his DS, which he would play all day long if he had the chance.
- I had to take the stinky cat to the vet, who freaked out in the car and put his fangs through my fingernail. This pic was taken when it started to look BETTER. The whole top of my nail came off. Totally vomitous, let me tell you!
- Through all the packing and house remodels Farmer Bob still took time to take his two sweeties to the Princess Ball. They had a blast! What a good Daddy!

I told you I wasn't a good journaler...is journaler even a word?..it is now!

(part two of FAST recap!)

- Work, Work, Work... on the house.

- Packed up everything that we didn't absolutely need.

- Farmer Bob went in for surgery.

- Yard work, yard work, yard work.

- Sheesh I need break. Let's go camping!

- Went to Mohican State Park with our dear friends and played.
- Hulk is still in diapers but waded happily through the river none the less...
- Princess Buttercup certainly enjoyed herself...
- Farmer Bob helped Dash break his finder (by accident! He felt SOOOOO bad!) and he had to spend his whole vacation with his hand above his head. Doesn't look like it bothered him though...
- Butterfly Personified loves the water! She found loads of rocks that she brought home (yay for me! :() and a fresh water clam. No, she wasn't allowed to bring that puppy home!
- As we walked back to the camp site from playing in the river, Hulk stated loosing his diaper. Wish you could have been there, it was hilarious!
- There's Farmer Bob being Farmer Bob. Golly, but I love that fool!
- This was a fire tower that you could climb. For everyone who knows me well you know that I not so graciously declined the offer.
- The view from the top of the tower...
- Nobody else in the fam made it up except my little dare-devil. I was able to raise the others with SOME semblance of self-preservation.
- OOOOHHH, aren't we soooo cute!
- It was very pretty scenery, no? Dash is quite the stud up there!
- We saw all kinds of Nature (I'm using that word loosely!) on our ramblings in the woods that I would NOT be sad to NEVER see again...
- But there are also MANY kinds of fungi around and this one was, by far, the coolest I think I've seen. We had to come home sometime. Goodbye bugs!

- We looked at all our options and decided...

- J/K, we're not moving. "Let's tell everyone," says Milk Maid Supreme.

- "We'd like to call you as the Relief Society President," says Bishop.
- SHEESH!

- Since we're not moving the kids went back to public school here and Princess Buttercup started Kindergarten. She was soooo happy she STILL hasn't stopped giggling about it.
- Now it's Hulk's turn for a birthday. He had over quite a lot of his adorable little friends and they played for a while. Since the boy doesn't like cake we had a doughnut party. Happy 3!
- He didn't have a hard time blowing his candle out either but since it was a doughnut he got his own DNA back. I'm going to remember that for next time...
- Dig in you guys! Yummy!
- Not too bad there boss!
- Now it's Farmer Bob's turn. The big 32! Gosh, but he's hot!
- Now it's Butterfly Personified's turn for a birthday. What a dainty blower!
- She was super excited to get her flute out of all her presents. She's been playing and is making great improvement. She's a natural!

- "So what's the plan?" says Milk Maid Supreme.

- "We're going to go back to school and stay where we are right now," says Farmer Bob.

- "WE?" says Milk Maid Supreme.

- "Yes! WE," says Farmer Bob.

- SHEESH! I'm tired, how about you?