Here's a good one...

So, Butterfly P. was watching Percy Jackson and made the comment that she didn't realize there was a Lady Gaga song in the movie. Then she started to giggle rapturously and said, "Hey mama, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?" Thinking this question strange and out of context I answered bemusedly, "I don't know, how?". Then she said, "Poker face!" HAAAAAA! HEEEEE! HAAA! Ahhh, simple, but funny! And if you don't think it that funny, I have a suggestion. Imagine walking into a room where the Lady is sleeping serenely on a bed of puffy, pink, satin pillows, her blond locks splayed out just so. Then real quiet like, sneak over to her, AND... poke her face! HARD! Can't you just see it now? That's funny stuff right there!!!